sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

scrump couch

Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.

Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!

by Ternative December 3, 2006

slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007

Scooch your cooch

Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.

"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"

"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."

by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009

sick couch

the conversion of your couch into an area that you can relax on while you are sick. you must put a blanket down under you and a blanket over you. usually a sick couch is near or facing a tv. see coalie from the real world denver for more information.

"what can we do to make her feel at home while she is sick?"
"make her a sick couch"

OR

"I am not feeling well today. I am going to make a sick couch."

by Jennifer Goldberg March 29, 2007

Sink the couch

When a fat friend sits in the middle of a couch and causes everyone else on it to sink towards them.

when jerad sat down i almost fell on him. his fatass always sink the couch.

by BombSquadRabbi February 21, 2009

Sun Valley Couch

N. The couch of choice for lower income citizens outside of Reno, NV. It is comprised of two mismatched recliners upholstered with ripped imitation leather.

Did you hear Bob's wife left him?

Yeah, and she got everything, I was at his house and all he had was a Sun Valley Couch.

by Rear Admiral Pisstroff July 13, 2011