clopen

To work shifts where you do a closing shift and then the next day an opening shift.

Person 1: What's your work schedule this weekend?

Person 2: I have a clopen. I work closing shift on saturday (2:30pm-11pm) and then open on sunday (7am-3:30pm).

by fullofjoy20 May 9, 2009

clobs

A popular expression used in some parts of the UK to refer to a womans breasts.

"She showed me her clobs last night"

"Get yer clobs out fer tha lads"

"Denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age"

by Big Clobs Lover October 28, 2008

mad chops

Extraordinary skills when playing a musical instrument, particularly guitar or drums. Also used to describe extraordinary skills with software (e.g. "mad Illustrator chops"), programming or acting, or any other activity where someone demonstrates an extreme level of proficiency, rarely attained by mere mortals.

They are three local kids with mad chops, no fluff, and never a dull moment.

Jazz is full of cats with mad chops, so the question becomes, what have you got besides technical ecstasy?

Victor Wooten's got mad chops.

by mod50 June 21, 2009

busting chops

to irritate another by nitpicking

I don't mean to be busting chops but you missed a spot on the floor.

by Gerard Irick March 15, 2010

Clophoof

The act of engaging in a brohoof after clopping.

Brony 1: Gee, Rarity sure is attractive in a sexual sense.

Brony 2: Indeed.

*clophoof*

Brony 2: I think you got something on me.... is that?.... ewwww.

by VenomRaptor09 March 1, 2012

Chopsy cunt

A Welsh way of saying your "full of yourself" or a "gobby" twat in general

(Commonly used in the south of wales)

Seren: "anwens such a fucking chopsy cunt aye"
Gwen: "fucken hell tell me about it ser"

by Welshygirl November 25, 2017

p-chops

P-chop is what has evolved on internet message boards to mean "photoshop". P-chops are photos that have been altered using a computer photo editing program, such as Adobe Photoshop. Edited photos are sometimes refered to as simply "chops".

"Dude, those are some sweet p-chops."
"Thanks man."

by Green2Delta February 23, 2007