Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk August 25, 2008

Cleveland McDuck

The act of fleeing the scene of any Cleveland-related sex act, usually to avoid cleanup. Especially useful when paired with the Cleveland Hurricane}.

Mason gave Edith a Cleveland steamer, and then pulled a Cleveland McDuck out of there.

by Raackstar September 10, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

by Joe Tennn November 06, 2006

cleveland steamer

The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate

I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.

by MadHat December 18, 2004

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.

Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.

by fdkj May 14, 2008

cleveland blumpkin

when a male sits on anothers chest, and recieves oral sex while taking a shit

last night, my friend asked me if I wanted a cleveland blumpkin...I said 'why not'.

by B514 December 06, 2006

cleveland steamer

The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.

She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.

by Grande John June 25, 2006