Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl

A slang saying that means to defecate

"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006

Cleaverage

cleav·er·age (klē′verĭj)
n.

1. The act of in which a female uses her cleavage or breasts, in order to gain leverage in a situation.

I can't believe that she uses her cleaverage just to get into a nightclub?

by banddcole April 24, 2015

Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.

Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi

by Dudeguyhomie August 4, 2018

Cleveland wrecking ball

The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it

I did the Cleveland wrecking ball with my wife

by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020

cleveland smoker

A Cleveland smoker, like it's distant cousin the Cleveland steamer, is when someone defecates on someone's chest after eating a bunch of smoked meats

After the bbq Austin gave me the biggest Cleveland smoker on my chest. It was spicy and smelt of fresh bbq

by Cleveland_smoker July 13, 2023

Touchdown Cleveland

Term used to describe the act of defecation. Derived from the name of the pro football team in Cleveland, Ohio; the Cleveland Browns. Since human feces are usually brown in color, the act of defecating is often described as a "touchdown Cleveland"

That late night taco binge resulted in me scoring a Touchdown Cleveland.

by mister sanchezzzz July 28, 2013

Cleveland Bowtie

A Cleveland Bowtie is accomplished when, after deficating, a man reverse-titty fucks a woman with his gluteus maximus riding up and down her neck. The result is a bowtie shaped stain of excrement on the woman's neck.

"Oh dude try to pull off a Cleveland Bowtie"

or

"That Cleveland Bowtie was perfectly executed."
"Yes, nice form."

or

"Oh! That was a quintessential Bowtie!"

by Ross Hanson March 7, 2008