Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.

" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"

by Caitycat September 27, 2009

pole cleaner

a person who "cleans" the penis with their mouth after vaginal or anal sex (usually the recipient)

man, jenna jameson was great last night. she even did the job as a pole cleaner! shit and all!

by slapmeat August 1, 2003

Nose Cleaner

while you're fucking a girl in the ass, right when you are about to jizz you pull out and jizz up her nose, causing her nose to be clean, making it a nose cleaner.

Last night i was fucking your mom and sister and i gave them a nose cleaner.

by Dominik Cougar January 17, 2009

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 5, 2003

Vacuum cleaner

A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.

Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh

Girl 1- oh ok

by thegardenofemma July 21, 2019

Camel Pussy Cleaner

One that cleans the vaginal canals of large women while walking through a desert.

Rosie: Wow, there's way too much sand in my cooch, I should hire a Camel Pussy Cleaner!

by Unicorn Honey Sex Fucker April 16, 2011

Couch Cleaner

When she licks the cum off of your couch after giving you head.

Dude Naomi is my Couch Cleaner

by DieselDude December 3, 2017