chumming

To be overly friendly towards members of the opposite sex, normally in an attempt to pull, and with any luck, play hide the sausage with them

"where's Jason?"

"Oh don't worry, he's just chumming the barmaid again"

"pfft, better get another pint in then"

by newbloke July 26, 2005

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Chum Play

For Inquiring Minds that Want to Blow, "chum play" between chums (i.e., same-sex pals) is a non-determinant boyhood right-of-passage ― from physicality to sexuality ― that ranges from "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" to using your flesh-colored "flashlight" to search for something lost in your chum's "dark tunnel." When two inquisitive boys, who do not yet know DNA for their budding sexuality, "play around" in any way with each others' you-know-whats, it's called "chum play." Most of the time chum play signals nothing at all about either explorer's adult sexuality ahead. Regardless of the label each boy eventually accepts, memories of chum play can be humorous and/or hot, but never hurtful.

"Steve, I'm sick of this video game. Pull your pants down." Not exactly annoyed, Steve asks why, and Bruce responds, "I can see in your gym shorts you have a boner while you're playing 'Angry Birds.' So let's figure out what else our joy sticks are designed to do." Bruce says, "But I'm not gay." Steve answers, "Me neither. This is 'chum play' between two smart guys with wood who know these hard things are made for more than peeing. I won't tell your girlfriend if you don't tell mine." Years later Bruce is best man in Steve's wedding to Eve. Bruce marries Adam. No regrets involved with "chum play," only a few strategic coverups. Discretion is the better part of chum play.

by Millne January 06, 2012

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Chum the water

To fill the toilet or other body of water with unidentifiable remnants such as diarrhea or vomit.

After the late night drunk food Todd was ready to chum the water.

by Dog Leg June 02, 2009

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bum chum

someone who appears to be a slightly-too-close friend of someone else of the same sex, for unknown reasons. suspicion, jealousy and just plain trouble-making leads to this sycophant to be referred to by the derogatory phrase 'bum chum', suggesting that the relationship might be of a homosexual nature

Look at Andy over there, hanging round Pete like he was his bum chum

by Herkimmer Wiggleswish March 10, 2016

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pussy chum

A physical attribute or personality characteristic that women find extremely attractive in a man that will cause them to throw all inhibitions aside and have sex with him. Men who have this attribute are aware of it and use it to "go fishing" for sex.

"His smile was like pussy chum to the woman at the end of the bar."

by Heyrobo127 December 13, 2015

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