a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.
Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!
by SarahJane March 3, 2004
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Get the chuff monkey mug.A french pastry with whipped cream on top. Comes in many flavors, it is kinda like a big cream puff or as some say creamy poof.
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by Berntastic February 11, 2009
Get the chuff mug.A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
by ant December 5, 2007
Get the chuffbumpkin mug.A rural suburb of San Diego, close to the Mexican border. AKA Chula Vista, Chulajuana is known for its lower income citizens who work multiple jobs to support their extensive families and its plethora of Taco shops. Many enjoy the luxuries of having nice cars, aftermarket wheels, or both, but cannot afford to maintain their vehicles properly, leaving them stranded with 3 kids, 2 babies, and a dog.
Do not open an auto repair store in Chulajuana unless you carry cheap wheels, because most will go to Tijuana and have their cousin repair their car for $20.
by John675309 January 2, 2008
Get the Chulajuana mug.1. Possessive of dusty or dry nature, esp. in reference to airborne particulate matter.
2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.
2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.
1. Walking the southwest road out from Detroit, destined for Gary, I breathed shallow gulps of chuffly, tortured air and gagged on my terminal misfortune.
2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'
2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'
by snaab May 15, 2005
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