Floofy Chonky Boi

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.

Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!

by dashy99993 April 7, 2020

crooky

A teenager who often is gay and has a small penis due to finding random strange men in his mums bed on a regular basis.

That is serioulsly crooked mum

by Jane Famers January 11, 2005

Chookie Wookie

See Poodley Woodley

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by JB&JH May 24, 2005

choosy moms

An absolutely awful, disgusting sexual act possibly involving two strangers, a child corpse, an animal of an endangered species and several construction tools. No one knows exactly how choosy moms works since no one has ever survived to talk about it. There are several variations of choosy moms and the above components are only a partial list of some of the things the adventurous villains who have attempted choosy moms have collected before attempting it.

"What ever happened to Eva, Morris and that Green and Blue Parrot from the zoo?"
"They all did choosy moms."
"OH MY GOD!"

by choosy dad March 24, 2009

chookie

-shorthand for a chicken in the japanese culture, and therefore the greatest creature ever created.

-cute and cuddly and deserve to be loved!

-often pictured as white, fluffy chickens with mohawks, recently detailed in the fupenguin.com blog.

My roommate said she would feed the chookies, but didn't!

Dude, your chookie is the cutest thing ever.

by CSL-er November 11, 2009

chooka

The act of being the coolest man at any party or anywhere. You get any chick you want and word has they have massive cocks. Normally have an awesome body and aint to be messed with.

hey did you see ben last night?

Yea he's the biggest chooka.

by B Double D October 18, 2008

chookie

To take a dump in church. Dookie In churcj.

Man, I couldn't hardly wait for the sermon to be over. I really have to take a chookie.

by matt_2773 January 27, 2015