"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
by Smozi1014 January 07, 2020
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
by AlaskanPoet June 15, 2018
by Shm0ker February 03, 2022
by IanMichG February 11, 2009
when you are balls deep in the vagina with the girl on her back and she farts to vibrate/tickle your testicles
so, I was with this chick the other night and she gave me a chocolate starburst, but I think it was chunky.
by stubadoo January 15, 2015
A skid Mark left on a pull out bed
or
Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up
or
Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up
My homeboy Ned slept over and left the dirtiest Chocolate swipe on my trundle
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress
by Castle42 May 31, 2020
the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.
Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"
Brian: "My bad, Mom"
Brian: "My bad, Mom"
by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010