the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.
Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"
Brian: "My bad, Mom"
Brian: "My bad, Mom"
by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010
when you are balls deep in the vagina with the girl on her back and she farts to vibrate/tickle your testicles
so, I was with this chick the other night and she gave me a chocolate starburst, but I think it was chunky.
by stubadoo January 15, 2015
by Shm0ker February 03, 2022
by IanMichG February 11, 2009
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
by AlaskanPoet June 15, 2018
The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.
Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
by The cum bender April 08, 2020
"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
by Smozi1014 January 07, 2020