choatie

someone who attends the least prestigious first-tier boarding school; there is a lack of class instilled within him; typically fields rejects from Deerfield Academy, who vainly try to outdo said Academy in any of its numerous pursuits; failure is the norm for him; always considered a strong applicant for community colleges across the nation

Choatie, bag my groceries, bitch.

by Frank Boyden, on behalf of DA April 7, 2005

Choad (aka taint meat)

meat btween a male species balls and brown eye, and btween females kitty and hershey highway

1. that mustve hurt ,being kicked in the choad.
2. Dont be such a choad.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

choatie

Hey, Choatie, it's great to see how well you create your argument. You start by defining Choaties as "omnipotent on the field" "quintessentially flawless" and "matchless in manners". And you finish with, "because the linguist's school has class."
Thank you for blatantly lying to all UrbanDictionary readers.
Facts:

2004 Deerfield-Choate Football game~ 29-21 Deerfield
2004-05 Deerfield-Choate Hockey games~
4-2 Deerfield; 4-1 Deerfield
2005 Deerfield-Choate Lacrosse game~ 13-4 Deerfield.

Choate must have more manners that Deerfield: running around with one's shirt off, banging on trash cans to excite the student body (mainly non-existent during matches- LOTS of spirit of course at Choate) is absolutely 100% classy. Great manners. You Choaties can't even rack your brains to create your own comeback! "Deerfieldian, shine my shoes." Wow, that's completely original, and not at all based off a previous entry under choatie.

Choatie, after you finish mowing my lawn, please take time to actually learn how to read and write properly.

by Days of Glory, 2006 May 8, 2005

choad

The area between the poohole and the peehole on a chick or the poohole and the wordsatchel on a dude. See wordzoot, wordtaint, wordgooch

Dude it was awesome, she licked my choad all night!

by zooter June 29, 2003

choad smoker

Person who enjoys licking the area of the body found between the testicles and the anus. Also known as the Brownly Canal and the Taint.

The person who would look up a word like this is a "choad smoker"

by Ventilator November 5, 2003

Choad

A penis that is wider, than it is long.

Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.

"My choad hurts"

by Adrian O'Toole September 26, 2006

choad

It's the part between a guys balls and his ass hole.

Wow your a fucking choad!

by Cleo April 26, 2004