choad toads

Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.

The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.

by rolling my eyes October 18, 2003

Choad scoper

A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.

That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!

by TK114252 September 30, 2013

choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.

That guy is such a choad blast.

by Cpt.Jam January 02, 2014

choad huffer

A guy or gal who REALLY likes to perform fellatio so they can swallow the semen.

Smooch was always cruising the gay bars looking for choad huffers.

by THE CareBear September 08, 2019

Choad Stamp

When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.

Guy wakes up after too much drinking:

"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"

by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011

california choad

1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes

Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.

I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.

by cash_money$$$ September 03, 2021

choad negligent

Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.

Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent

by Supercooldudeman April 01, 2009