choad charmer

A choad Charmer is a fictioal personal hygiene product used to prevent excessive odor from the choad, bifkin, grundle or taint. May also be called the taint tamer.

Man my ball sack sure is rank. I shure wish that someone would come out with a deoderant for your taint. Maybe they could call it the choad charmer!

by B Warden March 26, 2007

Choad rack

When a skater jumps off a ledge, lets the board rotate vertically between his legs and Lands.

Fucking Punkwood Pusher Tony Hawk needs to Choad Rack himself.

by taker May 21, 2006

choad wrangler

someone that goes out looking for only choads

your mother is a total choad wrangler

by 1livecrew October 5, 2010

choad boner

its when a person with a choad get a boner and fucks some fat guy with it

your a choad boner ma'am u better reconize

by halo2 May 3, 2005

choad bag

it is something that keeps fat dicks warm

my mate isaac has one e.g oh my god my choad bag keeps me warm

by p-hillip May 30, 2006

choad tail

a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.

Brian holmes has a choad tail.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 15, 2006