child up

Bermudian slang for getting a girl pregnant.

You did not go and get that girl child up did you bye?

by VolcanoChronic January 7, 2007

child development

An academic subject devoted to overanalyzing and simultaneously underestimating children, confusing the natural instincts of future preschool teachers.

My child development teacher doesn't allow me to use the word misbehave.

by dangcmange2 September 28, 2009

Child Labor

The Act Of Charitable Giving

Man, Child Labor is Amazing

by AntiDepressant September 7, 2022

Child Molestation

The act of sexually molesting and abusing a child.

Child molestation is a disgusting and morally reprehensible behavior that can destroy a child's mental and physical health as well as his or her feelings of self-respect and dignity. It is illegal and immoral and should be punished by the lengthiest jail term possible by law.

by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

Child Dingler

Someone, often after taking a pill of the nig variety, that lassos and fondles the testicles of young boys. This is usually followed by booty wrangling.

Cooter: “that nigger right there is a rootin’ tootin’ child dingler!” “Carol, keep the kids in the basement and call me if that nigger comes ‘round!”

by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019

child toucher

someone who touches children

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher

by clubpenguinluvr123 July 14, 2016

child porn

get on fortnite

you: yo child porn
friend: 1 sec

by i drink sulfuric acid October 30, 2022