cheaters' table

The most secluded table in a restaurant, requested by patrons--often those who are engaged in an illicit love affair--who don't want to be noticed by others.

Halfway through lunch I saw Sam and Angela sitting at the cheaters' table in the corner, staring into each other's eyes over their salads and wine. I wonder what her husband would say about that!

by Zwieback December 27, 2017

cheater

connor

connor i hope you see this because youre a fucking cheater, and a liar you pinche pendejo

by asiansped August 9, 2020

cheatachu

The act of cheating on your partner by performing sodomy with someone else in front of a Pokémon episode.

"I feel so guilty," confessed the man in a Pickachu shirt.
"Why?" pondered Ace.
"I cheatachued with Henry last night," responded the man.

by Thatguyist March 5, 2008

cheater

a false vagina usually used for masturbatory purposes

"Since Cindy didn't let me take her home last night, I went home and used the cheater."

by myles myers September 28, 2006

cheater

Yelled at TV's in Sports Bars whenever a play or bullshit call goes against your team.

The more drunk and loud the person(s) is/are the better.

Originated at Howies Sports Page in Albuquerque, NM

Ref: Holding Offense.

Bar: CHEATERS!!!!!!

by drdouglasp March 31, 2005

cheetard

When the only plausible explanation for someone saying or doing something incredibly stupid is that their head must be filled with Cheetos snacks.

If Dean tells another pointless story during the staff meeting, I'm going to blow my brains out. That guy is so cheetarded.

by Captain Peepers October 14, 2005

Closet Cheater

People that want to be good at a game so they have to cheat in order to get somewhere cause they suck ass without cheating.

"Zuiy you are such a closet cheater bro" "I have not cheated ever since ive been in the game"

by OppZone August 30, 2017