depth charge

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.

Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.

by Lovell from UT November 11, 2010

in charge

to run up to a girl when she is bent over and slam your dick in her ass

I "in charged" her last night

by dave February 24, 2004

no charge

meaning it won't cost you anything

It's free! No charge. On the house! You don't have to pay a dime.

by DadSpaghetti September 24, 2019

get a charge

To find something amusing; something that makes you laugh. To be generally enthusiastic about something.

I get a charge out of watching Seinfeld.

I get a charge out of driving fast.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Dick-in-charge

When all rational thought and behavior goes out the window on a sexual conquest. More succinctly put, when you are no longer in charge of rational decision making, as your dick is calling all the shots.

Larry was clearly no longer in control when he flirted so heavily out of his league with Linda. He was suffering from a case of dick-in-charge.

by Grant Rampus August 16, 2016

Depth-Charge

While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.

"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"

by CaptSkubba July 15, 2009

storing a charge

When you are holding in a huge poop

Why are you walking funny?
I have been storing a charge ll day.

by Xecium March 1, 2015