Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...

"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"

by big_heads June 16, 2009

chanksta

A chanksta is a cross between a chav and a gangster. Meaning chav-gangsta. Usually people who are gangsta wannabes who are actually chavs.

Gangster 1- Look a him over there, with his white reebok classics and his burberry cap, and hes got a giant gold belcher chain, he's trying to be just like us gangsters.
Gangster 2- Omg he's such a chanksta, he's a wannabe, he wants to be like us!

by Wenzdaii&+Brodiie July 7, 2008

chansel

an oversized head due to the consumption of chodes.

havent you heard hansel has a big chansel.

by cartelwarlord June 10, 2011

Changster

A wanna be Asian gangster. Works at Integral.

Woah that dude is so full of shit. Hes a Changster!

by justonedrink November 8, 2016

Chank

Choke + Wank

See also: Chanking, Chanker

(Look up Autoerotic Asphyxiation)

Cor, blimey! Says here that Michael Hutchence died having a chank!

by big_heads June 16, 2009

Chank

A fictional stalker on a social networking site. This person never reveals their their identity to their victim. Chank is usually created by close friends who know more than the average person would know about the victim, therefor leaving the victim very confused and paranoid.

Chris and Tim decided to chank me. Couldn't believe it was them all along. Why would they waste their time?

Tom got so worried about the mysterious Chank, he wouldn't step foot in his basement for days.

by CrispyPs TimmyPrad January 14, 2011

chanis

Portuguese word meaning penis.

Had a sexy Spanish girl working my chanis.

by fckr August 2, 2008