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puerto rican oil change

It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.
ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.
by Miriam Webster Shit April 6, 2017
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Los Angeles Chargers

The team that always loses because of special teams in the NFL. Simple.
The Los Angeles Chargers suck at special teams
by Franktank_2006 December 9, 2020
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Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Water Earth fire air long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked only the Avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar an Airbender named Aang and although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone but I believe Aang can save the world (cue Avatar music)
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
by avatar fan 123 June 30, 2022
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climate change

A term used instead of global warming because the full impact of human caused CO2 emissions isn't known to scientists, and many are predicting that worldwide heating of the atmosphere may cause changes in ocean currents, and therefore, in some cases, cooling of some areas like the Eastern seaboard of North America.

The existence of climate change is virtually undisputed by all the world's leading scientists. The only people who mock it are fools who have been duped by the echo chamber created by junk science manufactured by oil companies and car manufacturers, in short, those who have a vested instrest in the status quo.

Only a complete retard or a goof would believe that climate change isn't occuring, or that "left wing" envirotards are part of some vast conspiracy to make-believe that we are in the midst of the sixth great extinction. What possible motive would these pinko commies have to pretend that the climate is changing? What benefit would such chicken little posturing have to them? The answer is no benefit whatsoever.

If you aren't sure whose motives are suspect, think of the old Roman proverb "look to see who benefits". Enviromentalists don't have some secret hidden agenda, they sincerly just want to live on a habitable planet. They don't make money from saving forests. Who makes money, the corporations, or the environmentalists?

Think about it, as a person who probably acts in their own rational self interest, who is more likely to lie and cheat, the party who stands to make or lose money? Or the poor buffoon who just wants to save some owls, and maybe breathe clean air?

Does anyone really honestly think their car exhaust dissapears?
Hurricane Katrina was an intense storm that was made more intense by the effects of climate change.
by moonbug November 17, 2006
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Chinger

1. A person with normal hair on their head but red hair growing from the chin.
zackary allen from 119th st is a bonified chinger
by jaccob the ginge February 17, 2010
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Ganga Change

Large amount of change found in a purse or change holder. said usually by the person that stole teh change purse
1st person- I got her wallet

2nd person- what she got in there

1st person- damn man and aint have nothin but a ganga change
by Ramsey H June 22, 2006
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fart with change

when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.
i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.
by mike lea January 12, 2005
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