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air canada

the reason why canadians choose to go to EU via USA
air canada's fares are as reputable as canada's taxation.
by wda January 30, 2008
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Canada

ahh land of the beautiful. natural looking people. they are latte drinkers, yoga-doers, sushi eaters, fleece wearers, web bloggers, and non ignorant. they know whats going on in the world. act friendly & positive. many canadians try to help the environment by recycling. lead active lifestyles (they ski, do yoga, go running, cycling...etc) vancouver, bc is one of the healthiest cities in the world (#3 to be exact) the national parks are gorgeous in saskatchewan & manitoba.
canada is heaven.
by a n o n y m o u s 1 January 24, 2007
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canadas history

A depraved sex act in which partners rip off their maple soaked denim underwear using moose antlers attached to their heads. The womans head is then sumbmerged in the stanley cup full of maple syrup while the man chokes her with his suspenders while plowing her in the rectum. Right before she passes out from lack of oxygen she wacks him in the balls repeatedly with a hockey stick to let him know "it is time" at which point he defficates in her mouth as she comes up for air. Finally they shove hockey pucks in each other anuses and continue intercourse as usual the act is only complete when the woman tranfers the man's maple soaked feces back to him orally.

All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear
Dude I'm really enjoying studying Canadas History with this chick.
by BigredXIII February 5, 2010
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Boards of Canada

An ambient techno band consisting of Mike Sandison and Marcus Eoin; they've released three albums in their existence: Music Has the Right To Children, Geogaddi, and The Campfire Headphase. Their third album was a significant departure from their previous styles.

They're known for their two-sided extensive library of songs - one side is corrupted, evil, and creepy-sounding, and the other side of their work is pretty relaxing and neat-sounding.
The band Boards of Canada has released some weird songs in their run as a band.
by NC1223 April 14, 2013
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canada

the country immediatley north of the united states in north america
the United States and Canada share a border.
by Big Bird September 10, 2004
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Canada

Who?
"Who is that?"
"I'm Canada! CA-NA-DA!"
"Is that America?"
by Proxas March 31, 2010
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canada

The country in which I am so proud to call my home. A country made free by my grandparents and many others due to their roles in WWII. A country in which we complain that it's too cold in the winter, and too hot in the summer. We have 10 provinces and 3 territories. Some say Newfoundland is the beginning of the Earth because of its beauty!! We know for a fact that vikings settled in our country! Our entire country is very multi cultural. We have mountains, great lakes, and vast countryside. We don't say "aboot", and every sentence does NOT end with "eh." We aren't afraid to let same sex couples marry, despite our new PM's view on the definition of "Marriage." Tons of really cool movies get filmed in Canada! We have cowboys on the west coast!! We have one of the best skiing resorts in the WORLD in BC!! WE GOT THE 2010 OLYMPICS!! We say "please" and "thank you" more then any other country in the world! HOCKEY! LACROSSE! BASKETBALL! The first wireless signals were sent by Marconi in St. John's Newfoundland to England!! We don't have much of a military, but we are known for our peacekeeping and aid efforts. We have the tallest freestanding structure in the world, CN Tower. It costs us a fortune to fly within our own country, but peanuts to fly overseas. Canada...just a really great place to live and visit!
Come to Canada and see all her glory!
by Foxy Roxy April 10, 2006
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