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cardboard pizza

n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.
"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."
by Raccoon December 16, 2003
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The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a majestic being. He is intangible, yet will take blow jobs from the most attractive of females. His title is riddled with irony as he is actually a bad-ass mother fucker and is often referred to as Cardinal Mad-Fuck. He has been known to take on the form of a Grizzly Bear at the week-ends so he can basically just wreck cunts.

Nick Cave based his songs "Stagger Lee" and "O'Malley's Bar" on The Cardinal.

The Cardinal hangs out at Club Trax. He wines and dines on only the finest food and drink (kebabs and barricks). He hangs with only the freshest niggas in the hood (The Hurricane, Spicey, Mr. Allen, The Young Fuck and co.). He has been known to indulge in a bit of recreational drug use and highly recommends Northern Lights weed.
I heard The Cardinal is gonna be here tonight...

That mad bastard? Get a pad-lock on your girl's minge, that boyo is always knee-deep in CLUNGE
by KneeDeep September 9, 2010
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Cardiff

Not only is Cardiff the capital of Wales, it's one of the liveliest places in Wales. A night out here will leave you begging for more and most 'Cardiffians' are really friendly and everyone will just approach you and you'll end up spending the night with some awesome strangers.
There's Queen Street, the street of shopping and probably the most famous street in Cardiff. This is where all the shopping, entertainment and clubbing takes place.
A lot of people say that welsh girls are beautiful and they're very right!
Only problem is that there are chavs about seeing as the government decided to build loads of council estates in the neighbourhoods surrounding Cardiff but there are decent neighbourhoods which were there before the scumbags came.
All in all, Cardiff is a great city and anyone would be proud to live there!
Cardiff; It's the capital for a reason!
by HM591 January 28, 2013
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A Cardboard-Box

a small apartment, house, or trailor that is in very poor condition. usually in poor neighborhoods and large cities.
you don't want to come to my house, it's a cardboard box.
by jmv September 14, 2005
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lemon cardboard

To truly show someone that they love you and want to oh you know
by Jahseh Onfrowy May 29, 2019
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Cardboard Kitty

A prank which involves cutting out a kitty shape from a piece of cardboard, (often a pizza box) gluing on tinfoil "eyes" and propping it up in the middle of a street at night. The "Kitty" will appear real to anyone driving towards it, and will inevitably cause an entertaining reaction. The prankster hides out nearby, waiting to see their victim's reaction. Although potentially hilarious, this prank is also extremely dangerous.
I got cardboard kitty-ed driving home last night! I nearly drove into a ditch. Stupid kids!
by lyjoek February 28, 2011
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Cardboard Wipe

The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.
We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe
by Logano April 9, 2015
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