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[Carbon Bellyprint]

Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.
"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."
by cattnipp October 18, 2008
mugGet the [Carbon Bellyprint]mug.

blind carbon copy false memory

when receipients of a bcc falsely believe unknowingly that they’re familiar with a person mentioned in it but are not.
The blind carbon copy false memory thru the recipients for a loop.
by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018
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Carbonate

The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.
Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!
by Chex929 June 22, 2018
mugGet the Carbonatemug.

Carbon high school

Go to Carbon high school if you want fake friends! Also if you want to watch weekly fights between kids. If you want to date a hoe go there, or a whore you will find many players and fuck boys/ girls at this school. Carbon is getto as fuck
If you want to find a fuckbuddy go to carbon high school
by Shitstain583 October 15, 2022
mugGet the Carbon high schoolmug.

carbon dioxided

When someone doesn't respond to your text at all, to the point where it hasn't even been seen. Essentially the next level of being aired.
Person A: I sent that text nearly a week ago, and they haven't even read it yet!
Person B: Dude, they totally just carbon dioxided you.
by keliskindacool January 21, 2024
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carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019
mugGet the carbonated messmug.

Carbon Dickprint

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.
Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!
by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018
mugGet the Carbon Dickprintmug.

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