communism

Eh, Coulda worked...

Russia with communism was wierd, Russia without communism sucks.

by qwert April 22, 2005

Communism

Communism A.K.A. Commies, Socialist, Cult of personality worshippers - 1. A gang of terrorist who oppose all religions and nations because they are sane 2. A gang of terrorist who oppose all religions and nations because they are insane. 3. pool it and rule it and fool it.

"Communism evolved from the enlightaned Spanish Inquisition and tends to evolve into insanity, psychiatry, then anti-psychiatry followd by passive resistant disorder that some stupid idiots think they can treat because they don't know better."

by I'llfoldandleavethetable July 3, 2012

Real Communism

A form of government that has never been implemented in all of human history.

All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.

This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).

This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Venuzuela collapsed? Typical communist government"
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*

by Souper Rare January 7, 2022

Cajunism

The act of being Cajun, or being from the island of Cajea.

James Carville is a big practicer of Cajunism.

by The Prohaskinator April 4, 2009

Communism

A horrible political party that is based on getting what you give

The man in Russia gave 10,0000 dollars to the communist government and got more than the man that Gave 5 dollars that how communism everbody

by Tiernan the word bank December 12, 2019

Cummunism

The ideology that holds that all men should cum on women equally

MGTOW believes in cummunism.

by Eushshtb December 24, 2021

communism

A socialist theory advocated by Karl Marx in which the proletariat (working class) tried to attain rights, and fair wages. By abolishing bourgeois (middle class business owners) property the proletariat hoped for equality.

During the Industrial Revolution the proletariat (lower class) were forced to switch from the work they were used to doing, agriculture and farming, to working in factories for the bourgeois (middle class busines owners). They worked sometimes 16-18 hour days and didn't even get paid enough to live. (Which is why from 8 years old and up children were dropping out of school to work full time in the hopes their family wouldn't starve that day. Although kids often got paid 1/10 of what an adult did.) As machines were getting easier to use more people had the skills necessary (none...) to work. Because of this the number of proletariat continued to increase and so the laws made for/by the bourgeois didn't apply to the lower class which was by far, the majority. Karl Marx had a theory and this theory was communism. Marx belief was that by abolishing bourgeois property it would level out the playing field so the proletariat had the chance to prosper, and be functioning members of society.

by think.learn.then.use.it November 10, 2008