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Art critic

Originating as a north eastern term thats is most commonly associated with the union square neighborhood of New York City. An art critic is a person who is specialized in analyzing interpreting and evaluating art.
*looks at some shitty bowls and laughs*

Artist - Are you laughing at my work?
Meg- No I’m an art critic.
by Notpa October 25, 2019
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Critical republican theory

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist
Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media
by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021
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Critical Hit

Overwatch cheat. $10 a day. Insane.
Bro their Widowmaker is cheating! She's using Critical Hit!
by pandaow September 25, 2020
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Schrodinger's critic

Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.
Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."

Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.

Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."

Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025
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blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build
That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips
by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024
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critical gay

A disease which slowly rotts the frontal lobe. This disease can be caused from many incidents such as not saying "no homo" after accidently making eye contact at yo homie for longer than 5 seconds, unironicly dabbing, laughing at minions memes, and much more!
mike: i caught my friend dabbing unironicly today
sam: he must have critical gay!
by no-homo-bruh69 June 11, 2018
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dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances
person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic
by tykirby April 28, 2020
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