A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 10, 2022
Get the tail crampmug. Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you
by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019
Get the Crampsmug. by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017
Get the Ponytail Crampmug. by thisfakehair April 23, 2019
Get the hog crampsmug. by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
Get the crayon crampmug. The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
Get the Lover's Crampmug. Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
by NeighborsAteMyZombies July 23, 2019
Get the cramp creepmug.