cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022

cooch gremlin

The result of unprotect sex.

Where is Tara? She is at home with her Cooch Gremlin Robert gave her.

by JayRizzy November 27, 2021

That’s straight Cooch

When any couple does something weird or sexual.

Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”

by Pudgie8419 April 17, 2020

boba-cooch

putting multiple boba bubble balls in your cooch and sneezing so they pop in said cooch

I heard Emma and Tiffany had boba-coochs over the weekend

by howdyluvs December 11, 2019

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.

I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch

by coochpooch June 5, 2010

cooch brush

a toothbrush you hand to a stank ass hoe so they can wash their stds away

Henry: Here Ally, use this cooch brush to wash your stanky cooch you std infested bitch

by Urban Bone Master September 24, 2020

cooch mooch

Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.

Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.

John, are you two gonna be in there all day?

John: until she kicks me out!

Man, you are such a cooch mooch!

by bluecoyote May 12, 2014