Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009

Truck on Concrete

This is a sex position where the male is seen swinging from the ceiling and the other person is laying flat. The male then gets enough speed to go through the roof and come down on the other person at drastic speeds. The person is then paralyzed and the male has had his orgasm on impact. This move resembles a truck being launched and landing on the concrete, hence the name. Also known as the J-Mac Special.

Auggie Ames - "J-Mac please do it"
J-Mac- "Are you sure? No one has ever survived the truck on concrete."

Auggie Ames - " Yes do it, I want to cum more than I have ever came".

RIP Auggie Ames

by LittleCumshot October 31, 2019

A rose that grew from concrete

Michael Ware

Michael Ware is the definition of a rose that grew from concrete because of the hardships he had to endure

by Anthony9683 December 14, 2019

brown leaf on da concrete

an african american sleepin on the sidewalk

man look at da brown leaf on da concrete!

by Toby September 22, 2004

Ass concrete

The mark left on the bowl of the toilet once you've taken a huge dump

"Holy shit... Dude, clean the bowl... you left some epic ass concrete"

by Nigel stapleballs April 10, 2009

Blue Concrete

When You Bust a Fat One Onto some Girls Blue Hair and That Shit Hardens Up Real Quick My Nigga.

"My blue dyed hair has some white shit in it and is now Blue Concrete."

by LilRiceBoi January 25, 2018

fucking concrete

Something you would say out of the blue to make someone laugh, or to say if something is solid.

I love fucking concrete.

by nivek102305 December 25, 2021