Coma Sutra

Having sex with someone who is in a coma/vegetative state. Since they are limp you can do whatever you want with them short of pulling the plug.

Chad went to the hospital and sex with more stroke patients. He gave them the "Coma Sutra."

by Jimmyjoe1115 January 3, 2011

spaghetti coma

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.

1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."

by wolfbert August 29, 2009

popper coma

in smoking poppers (see definition, weed and tobacco), one hits far too many past their limit, which results in elongated feelings of apathy, weakness, need for constant rest and sometimes, more poppers. usually results in watching far too many episodes of the same show in one day. or eating and or sleeping far too much in one day.

Man look at randall, hes just sitting there staring
and lookin all high! "popper coma"!

by erineeee March 29, 2011

Blunt Coma

- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.

Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.

Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.

She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.

by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012

reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.

I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.

by SFygmnt March 14, 2014

scroll coma

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.

“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.

by Stivchik December 15, 2017

A Breakup Coma

A coma that follows from a depressing breakup, and the unplugging of the life support shortly follows.

David had broken up with his girlfriend, and shortly after he fell into a breakup coma.

by bani20 January 15, 2021