Peach Cobbler 

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

Peach Cobbler by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

tornado cobbler gobbler 

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.

M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”

tornado cobbler gobbler by DiRizzle February 24, 2024

the Cobbler effect 

When you leave a movie for a short while, only to come back and not understand the story anymore.

"Damn, I just wanted to go pee and now the Cobbler effect is in full swing."

the Cobbler effect by 4bodysolution March 25, 2024

Peach Cobbler 

Euphemism for someone who eats ass.

“I’m no peach cobbler, but I’d trace your taint any day of the week.”

Peach Cobbler by Felix L. May 27, 2025

Cock Cobbler

Someone who cobbles a cock like it’s a fresh pan of cobbler

“Did you see how many cocks that guy had last week?”

“Yeah, he’s such a cock cobbler.”

Cock Cobbler by Jennyooh October 25, 2025

goblin cobbler

something that is really stupid/unreasonable, but also insanely godly to comprehend.

"boy you look like goblin cobbler"

goblin cobbler by Bluesonic420 April 5, 2026

hoboken squat cobbler 

A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert

Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?

Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard

hoboken squat cobbler by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016