Chooch

When your having sex or masturbating and before you get off you cry yourself to sleep.

"Better not chooch on me" or "Choocher no chooching."

Chooch by stellaBlueu13 January 14, 2026

chooch it 

Taking a big drag of a grimy dirty cigarette. Also anything that can be smoked.

You Choochin?

Ahh yaaa lets get a grimy chooch goin.

Hey toss me that antler bro I want a big dirty chooch of it

Hot bids totally chooch on my pant antler

Friggen Chooch it

chooch it by definitionman15 March 22, 2011

Chooch-milk 

A gelatin like substance that accumulates in the perennial region. Typically smells like fecal matter and smegma mixed with acetic acid.

After a long run Daniel scratched his perennial region and extracted several grams of chooch-milk.

Chooch-milk by Testeclees July 15, 2010

Chooch Wagon 

Name given to a big diesel pick up truck. Sometimes this truck will have the ability to roll coal.

Example1
guy 1: man this truck she goes fast.

guy 2: ye she be choochin.

Example2
Just got a new chooch wagon

Chooch Wagon by pwagon September 9, 2013

Chooch on a Bagel 

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.

That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

Chooch on a Bagel by Memelordicus July 3, 2019

Chooch Bag 

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.

Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

Chooch Bag by anonymous4893748972348324 March 23, 2017

chooch master

One worthy of consumption of an abundance of cannabis.

yo that nigga is a chooch master, he choochin' all the bud!

chooch master by choochwizard420 July 13, 2019