Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"Matt is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode

1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)

Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

Chode

A short and fat penis

OH MY GOD ! STEVEN LYBARGER HAS A CHODE !

by Adailey78 October 19, 2017

chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

by Mystery101 August 5, 2008

Chode

1) When a mans penis is starting to erect or come down from an erection to when it's fully filled with blood but it's growing in length only girth

2) A small but fat penis (complete opposite of a dagger dick)

Stacy:"Well I was gonna fuck him but he had a chode so even if I wanted to it was too thick"
Lexi:"HAHAHAHAH you got clam jammed by a dick"

by xyoungdaggerdick August 18, 2017

Chode

A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

by julescd August 20, 2014

Chode

An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

by rubythekitten19 November 3, 2019