Chode

A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.

Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.

by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 5, 2015

Chode

A penis that has greater girth than length.

Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.

by Amorformosus May 13, 2005

chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

by Mystery101 August 5, 2008

Chode

1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)

Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

Chode

A very short yet fat dick

Ty:damn that kid Noah has a small dick

Fred:Naw he has a chode

by Poodlepoo22 February 22, 2015

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"Matt is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode

A short and fat penis

OH MY GOD ! STEVEN LYBARGER HAS A CHODE !

by Adailey78 October 19, 2017