A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.
Daughter: I need tampons!
Father: I just got you some last night!
Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!
Father: Well fuck you then...
Daughter: I hate you!
Father: What am I supposed to do about it?
Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!
Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.
Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!
Father: I just got you some last night!
Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!
Father: Well fuck you then...
Daughter: I hate you!
Father: What am I supposed to do about it?
Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!
Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.
Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!
by VaginalErection August 09, 2014
A stunning girl that is much older than she looks. The term is sometimes synonymous with MILF without the children.
Me: Man, did you see that chick Melanie that I matched with on Tinder?
Friend: Yeah bro, she says she is 35-years old. No way! You have definitely been reverse-catfished!
Friend: Yeah bro, she says she is 35-years old. No way! You have definitely been reverse-catfished!
by Jitesh Kumar November 24, 2020
: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)
The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.
by Mexican Catfish June 24, 2010
by backtalkie 09 July 10, 2009
The act of presenting yourself over a social media platform to standards below your actual level. E.g. Using old, unflattering, revolting photos as a tinder profile, only to leave the person speechless when you're actually extremely tolerable in person
Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd
Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd
"...So that girl i've been talking to turned up to the date, WAY hotter than i thought she initially was from her profile. She pulled the Catfish U-turn"
"She's a Lloyd!!"
"She's a Lloyd!!"
by SlightlyChocolate August 13, 2018
Really cool explitive that is not much of an explitive. Some thing I came up with in college and hope it sweeps the nation like wild fire.
by Cranky1234567890 April 28, 2006
brought up in conversation when one person says the same thing as the other, only in a slightly different way. The same thing as (potatoe-potatoe, tomatoe-tomatoe).
Bob: It is too cold to go outside!
Sue: I can't go outside until it warms up!
Bob: Catfish buffalo......
Sue: I can't go outside until it warms up!
Bob: Catfish buffalo......
by liba-ann June 21, 2006