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bass cannon

A subwoofer of exceedingly high volume and potency. The kind of thing that gets cops knocking on your doors at any time of the day and noise ordinance violation tickets if placed into your car.
Dude1: I'd get a bass cannon for my car, but I just can't afford the tickets.
by Raubritter February 19, 2006
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cum cannon

Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!
by wopdick69 July 21, 2007
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Ion Cannon

A gdi superweapon developed in cnc 1. It reportedly blasted kane's temple of nod in the first war. In the 2nd war, its power increased a bit but wasn't important story wise. In the 3rd war, one blast can wipe out almost anything. and it looks pretty to see when it begins to vaporize and enemy position.
In Tiberian Sun, an ion cannon can destroy an obelisk of light in one shot. In Tiberium Wars, it can destroy the obelisk of light AND anything in a significant radius.
by blitz567 April 12, 2007
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dorm cannon

Projectile weapon usually made from about six 12-ounce soda pop or beer cans with the all the tops and bottoms cut out except for one, which is placed at the bottom end, and held together by duct tape. Device is filled at one end with some type of explosive gas such as butane from a disposable lighter. An object such as a ball, a wadded up sock, or a potato or other vegetable is then loaded into the open end, and the gas is ignited by a lighter or lit cigarette. Makes a loud noise and, if properly made, can be used to shoot the projectile down a dormitory hallway or out a window. Not recommended for quiet floors. Generally frowned upon by Resident Advisors, college administrators, and university police.
Dude, don't come out in the hallway. Jimmy is in the stairs and is going to set of his dorm cannon.
by ElOjo August 22, 2007
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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Sex Canyons

Two Dimples located directly above a females ass. Caused by lack of fat in the lower back. One of the sexiest portions of the female anatomy.
I don't know what to look at! Her ass or those Sex Canyons!
by IceWithHeata April 18, 2009
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Fart Cannon

An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like beavers passing gas in the mud.
When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6 internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."
by PORSCHE NUT May 19, 2010
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