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Campus Bed-Spread

A female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. They are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate Bro's attracted to their slutty dress attire, lack of morals and boobs which constantly stay out of their dress.

Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy
Campus Bed-Spread jargon includes

Im like..so drunk right now

I dont give a fuck

I like...the best at giving head
by The Right Guy. September 27, 2010
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Kenmont and Kenwood Camps

These camps are two separate camps. KenMont is for boys and KenWood is for girls. It is actually the most amazing place on earth. The two camps are owned by the same two owners and are brother sister camps. Going to camp KenWood makes you feel good all the time! Every girl at camp is your best friend and your sister. The boys are cute too! And Jimmy the fitness guy is HOT.
Allison: "OMG. I love KenMont and KenWood Camps. Its my favorite place to be!"
Lauren: "I know right! I am actually obsessed! AHHHH I MISS KENWOOD!!"
by KenMont & KenWood Lover October 28, 2010
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compost

to post a comment on another's facebook post.
Their facebook status said the band was breaking up, so I composted that this was an utter tragedy.
by MrsFancyPants June 6, 2015
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campus

Campusing is a move in rock climbing in which no feet are used.
Did you see how strong that big dude was?! He campused that entire overhang!
by skk October 8, 2006
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Infinite Campus

A online gradebook for Parents and Students. Hated and Loved by students. And mostly seldom checked by Parents. Also causes lot of misunderstandings.
Student- Hey teach when are we getting the quiz grades back

Teacher- I put the grades up on Infinite Campus

Random Student- Oh yeah I saw that last night I got an 84.
by uhmminfinitecampusififfy October 13, 2009
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Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017
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Campus Crusade for Christ

a college campus cult that will isolate you from your current friends and will force you to believe everything they do or you will be sent directly to hell
John: Was that the Ku Klux Klan walking around campus?
Me: No. That was Campus Crusade for Christ. The CCC.
John: I don't see the difference.
by dmlt August 5, 2011
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