Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

Butcher Carry

The act of lifting another person by grabbing their shirt collar and simultaneously inserting 1-2 fingers into their asshole in hook like fashion, and lifting.

The student was getting a drink of water from the water fountain before the bully started doing a Butcher Carry.

by LilShotdog December 16, 2017

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

butcher them

Is one of the best female's on xbox, she runs you

I'm sorry Butcher Them

by butcherthem October 6, 2023

Butcher

Toxic Fortnite player

This dude in my squad is butcher

by Deadlyfrags September 29, 2019