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The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
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Butcher

An insult towards Someone who can't seem to stop causing beef, wherever they go, drama seems to follow them. It's usually for attention but it never really turns out in their favor.
Girl 1: Why does everyone always have beef with Kady? She always seems to have something going on!
Girl 2: She's a little butcher, can't keep her nose out of everyone's business

Boy 1: Danielle's mugged me off again, I can't take another fucking minute with her
Boy 2: Why are you even still seeing her? She's a butcher mate, better off without her if you ask me

Girl 1: You're definitely linking Daniel, tell me about him.
Girl 2: I don't know, he's fit, but seems like a bit of a butcher so i'm just gonna back off a bit.
Girl 1: Fair enough.
by FiggyWiggy July 5, 2018
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to be a butcher

1. To have a temper of half-blooded soft English-Russianman, who loves politics, law, history and society sciences. He can be agressive in a few kinds of moments, for ex. when he got a bad mark during PE lesson.
2. To do a brexit, when the action isn't connected with politics, law, history or society sciences
A: Hey, why have you done a brexit during yesterday's party?
B: Sorry, homie, I didn't find politics there?
A: To be a butcher is not a solution in this case!
by zyuryaev April 10, 2019
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Butchers Winnet

1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.
She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.
Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.
by xurdy999 July 28, 2020
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butcherization

Butcher
verb

slaughter or cut up or ruin

-ization (a suffix) the act or process of making

Butcherization :
the act of slaughtering or ruining something.
While waiting to be called in the ER by a doctor. I had not realized they had been calling my name for a while. They were mispronouncing it very badly.

It was the worst butcherization of my name I had ever heard.
by Curly_sanchez October 4, 2016
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Butcher’s Cut

A movie, usually a very long one, that is edited down, usually by a fan, to make it shorter.
dave: 2001: A Space Odyssey is too long-someone needs to make a butchers cut before i’ll watch it.

todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?
by your-pseudonym January 9, 2024
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