Birthday Welfare

Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.

He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.

by MetalGuru March 10, 2009

birth control

something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!

by viva_la_gloria July 28, 2009

Birthday Sex Syndrome

This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.

Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.

by BirthdayGoneBad July 13, 2010

giving birth

To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.

After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.

by Pirut Jaque May 19, 2005

17th Birthday

The birthday inbetween your the two most important birthdays in your life, the one where you get your driver's license and the one when you become an adult, therefore making the 17th the most pointless birthday ever. Just another day of the year, with presents. (Hopefully a new car)

Matt: Isn't it your 17th birthday today?
Hayden: Yeah, but who gives a shit? I'm just looking forward to the next one.

by TJ Hood February 22, 2010

Birthday Deal

A birthday deal is an agreement made between a guy and his girlfriend/wife. Every year, on Partner A's birthday, Partner B will do what's agreed upon in the birthday deal. Partner B will likely agree to the terms of the birthday deal in exchange for having his/her own.

The birthday deal was introduced nationally on the second episode of Rules of Engagement called, "The Birthday Deal."

Woman- "For my birthday deal we're gonna get mani's, pedi's, facials and then watch romantic movies till I fall asleep in your arms. What do you want for your birthday honey?"

Man- "Oh you'll be getting a facial alright..."

by nakedlove April 7, 2010

Beyond Birthday

A sexy man who is after L in Another Note: LABB Murder Case. More commonly referred to as BB. He looks exactly like L. He is not a cannibal as most people thnk, but he is insane.

person 1: "what are u doing?"
person2: "I am a corpse. i cannot answer because i am dead."
person 1: "stop trying to be Beyond Birthday."

by LiquidSugar December 15, 2008