Bomersback

A Lady Laughing with a Bomb On her back.

Run Bomersback, Run

by :)lol February 7, 2010

Bumbernickle

A word used to define someone being a nonce who likes to suck on 2 year old boys

oi you 'bumbernickle'

by Bumberclarck January 8, 2018

Bumberhooting

Bumberhooten is a slang term created by internet users, which is defined as the act of actively deriving sexual pleasure from placing one's genital's near or within a bullet wound. A common misconception regarding committing bumberhooten is that it can be performed with deceased individuals. However, this is not true, as the term bumberheaten is used instead when referring to such circumstances, in order to reflect the "hotter" nature of performing the act with a deceased body.

I bumberhooting that man was pretty hot.
Nah man, bumberheating him will be far hotter. Let him die.

by TheGreatNatheMal August 7, 2018

bumbercock

A person that is of below average intelligence that negatively impacts those unfortunate enough to be nearby.

Ugh, that bumbercock just cut me off!

That guy is taking forever to order his meal and is holding up the line, what a bumbercock...

The world would be much better if all the bumbercocks died.

by Shivers March 9, 2019

Bumbrella

A fanciful umbrella, made from a pole, curved at one end, and a bum. The bum-on-a-pole is used mainly for keeping off unwanted rain, but also, less commonly, for poking at people who are causing the user irritation. Poking someone with your bumbrella causes the recipient of the poke discomfort, but immense satisfaction to the bumbrella-user who is doing the poking, and is thus highly amusing to watch.

Man: You're bothering me.

(uses bumbrella as poking device.)

Woman: oooph! Don't poke me with you're bumbrella. It's uncomfortable, and weird.

Onlooker: Hahahaha. Bumbrellas, eh? Always fun to watch.

by indie-hood January 13, 2009

bumbrella

(noun) A female posterior that has an exaggerated horizontal vector that defies physics. Very round, very fit. See also onion.

"Check out that bumbrella! If it were raining we'd both stay dry!"

by Osc@r December 9, 2008

blumer

a person who develops late, whether it be sexually, mentally or physically. Usually tends to be a bluff muff who wears black and has junk in the trunk.

person 1: you are such a blumer
person 2: almost as late as leslie

by tatal November 8, 2008