bollocksy

like bollocks but better...something that is bad

like if you want to but something but your not allowed...that is bollocksy

by PaGaNpYrO August 17, 2007

bollocksoneer

An utterly contemptible person. Derived from bollocks, the British slang term for testicles.

"Hey, watch the reactor control handle...argh....bollocksoneer!"

"His testicle elephantiasis was so bad, we nicknamed him 'bollocksoneer' for good time's sake."

by SomeoneAmazing March 8, 2007

bollocks shit and fuck

The three best swear words.

Oliver: “my favourite swear words are bollocks shit and fuck!”

by leogauntlover69 March 18, 2022

cher bollocks

means yeh right your talking bullshit mate, BASICALLY o_0

bullshitter 1:I just rolled and amazing spliff with only one hand and a bear
Answer :.....................CHER BOLLOCKS!!

by greeeeeeeeeeeebo November 15, 2004

Bollocks

1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.

1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"

by marty mcfly December 15, 2003

Bullock

Bull shit, a lie. But may be good if used as Dog Bullocks

Oh Mrs. Queen your dress is the dogs bullocks

"the dinosaurs were extinct when a giant fish came all over" Thats Bullock!

by Jonathan Ng November 30, 2007

Bollocks

'The Dogs Bollocks' or just 'The Bollocks' does mean good but it has nothing to do with the dogs ability to lick its own. Rather if you follow an un doctored dog down the road you will see that its bollocks are quite prominant - hence the expression 'stands out like dogs balls' therfore 'The Dogs Bollocks' literally means 'outstanding' ie very good indeed.

That film about why dogs lick their own bollocks was the dogs bollocks, can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it again.

by Richard James King November 17, 2006