Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011

wee wee buffet

A party which consists mostly of males... So everyone begins to call random hoes over (see phone book pimpin)

Dude 1: Man, this party sucks. Its a fuckin wee wee buffet up in here.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."

by Bob1 July 24, 2008

butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want

There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!

by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003

Bumfest

The sacred activity which occurs every night when a group of humans named Whitney, Cody, Andy, Blake, etc gather together to get high, stare at walls in silence, and pass out.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"The same thing I do every night..bumfesting!!"

by Whitney Leigh October 14, 2004

Buffet Sick

When you've eaten so much food at an all you can eat buffet that you're physically sick as a result.

Justin: That was a good meal.

James: Uhh. Yeah. But I ate so much food I think i'm going to be buffet sick.

Justin: Get it out the window! Out the window!

by sir_duke January 16, 2011

Buffet Squad

When you go to a Party without a date you are a part of the Buffet Squad

Bro 1: Hey Bro, do you have a date to Bro 3's Party??
Bro 2: Nah, I'm going to Bro 3's Party in the Buffet Squad

by MEEEEE!!!111 June 9, 2017