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Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night
Bruce Lee Blumpkin by coffee pot September 3, 2008
Basically the sole meaning of a bro who is so chill, savage, and fucking cool that he out bruces everyone when he walks into a room. Hell outsmoke the stoners, throw some sauce with the boozebags, and bag the finest broads. Do not fuck with this type of man...
Losers always complain about there best, and winners go home and bang the prom queen, thats fuckin bruce as fuck.
Bruce by onechillbruce November 5, 2011

Bruce Lee 

A synonym for excellence. From the martial arts legend of the same name.
Dude, did you see that epic catch? That was straight-up Bruce Lee!
Bruce Lee by CaveTroll8 November 24, 2010

Bruce Willis 

Bruce Willis is without a doubt THEE hardest man alive.
He once killed 100 gangsters with a shoe lace and can piss out fire

Can also mean kick the crap outta' somebody
Bruce Willis by Bruce Harris August 14, 2009

Little Bruce

Rapper from Vallejo, Ca. Down with Mac Dre (RIP), E-40 and the click.
Little Bruce is old school! Turn it up! Little Bruce is hardcore!
Little Bruce by rlr2 May 16, 2006

Bulmers Brucey Bonus 

A Bulmers Brucey Bonus is that extra inch and a half you find in the bottom of your Bulmers bottle when filling your pint glass. (Please note this is only found when you drink your 568ml bottle of Bulmers with Ice in a pint glass)

It is like when you find a pair of old jeans and put your hand in the pocket and find a tenner... or you go to the bar and realise they charged you for singles and you bought doubles. You just cant beat that feeling...

The more you drink the better it feels, because you almost forgot it was even there. It also drives your friends insane with jelousy, because they finished their stale and un refreshing pint 5 minutes ago!!
You have gone to the pub and are drinking Bulmers... You're down to less than half a pint when you decide to empty the dregs from the bottle into your glass... but wait... its not dregs... you're back to three quarters of a pint... That is a Bulmers Brucey Bonus!!