von brock

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.

Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.

by Vonbrock November 25, 2013

Brocks Penis

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

brock and bella

To lovers who get said and fuck each other everyday

Brock and Bella are talking to each other

by Lurby Murby June 14, 2017

brock grant

A daring boy

Is he climbing that building?
Yeah he is Brock grant the daredevil!!!

by Urban law May 13, 2018

To pull a Brock

To go on an expensive trip for a lengthy period of time. Once there, the 'Brock' decides to get up and leave less than a quarter of the way through in the middle of the night. The Brock's primary leaving time is within the hours of 1am to 5am. When leaving, the Brock disregards all money that they spent on the trip.

Chase: "Hey, where's Vince?"
Belle: "I don't know, why?"
Chase: "I think Vince pulled a Brock last night."
Belle: "Damnit. He did pull a Brock; that's why his grandparents were here at 3am."
-To pull a Brock-

by TrollinBCV August 3, 2011

Brock Craghead

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary

“Brock Craghead you fucking asshole”

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.

Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!

by Clone49 January 10, 2023