A group of females, almost always all blonde, who stick together and are generally bitches to everyone else,
The blonde brigade, usually involves 3+ members, but can expand to 35 if enough dumb blondes are together. Laughs at anyone different than them.
Anyone (usually guys) that try to talk one always feels like they are third wheeling.
The blonde brigade, usually involves 3+ members, but can expand to 35 if enough dumb blondes are together. Laughs at anyone different than them.
Anyone (usually guys) that try to talk one always feels like they are third wheeling.
A bunch of skanks walk into a room.
Joey: Check out the blonde brigade.
Philip: I'm going in, watch my back.
Comes back 5 minutes later, scarred for life
Joey: Check out the blonde brigade.
Philip: I'm going in, watch my back.
Comes back 5 minutes later, scarred for life
by Zigadenus February 18, 2009
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The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
Get the Brigand Theory mug.Brigid is an extremely talented writer who has been coming up with stories for much of her life. She's often reading a book or writing one of her own. Bri is a very reliable friend who, despite not being highly affectionate, will support you and give advice whenever you're having problems. This girl will always have some wisdom to share with you when you need it. She is unique, fantastic, intelligent, funny, clever, and a brilliant person to have in your life. Brigid has the heart of a dragon and when she gets really angry, well, hopefully you aren't the one receiving her wrath. If you're friends with a Brigid, you may be friends with a future famous author. Keep her in your life because she is one of the most creative and wonderful people you'll ever meet. (This is based off of a Brigid I know in real life)
Friend 1: Hey, have you read Brigid's latest story she started the other day?
Friend 2: No, but I totally should when I get the chance, her stories are always great!
Friend 2: No, but I totally should when I get the chance, her stories are always great!
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Get the Bridgitte mug.The collective term for a group of wealthy, upper-middle-class, usually white young women or girls. They come from English public-school backgrounds and are distinguishable through their speech ("yaaaar, daaaaahling") and their dressing, which often involves hugely tousled blonde hair and a pashmina, hence the name. A sweatshirt from the school Lacross/Hockey/Netball team, often with an individualised nickname across it (eg. TEQUILA) may also be used. An individual member of the Pashmina Brigade is known as a sloane.
by Trin W. November 25, 2006
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(Girl A is walking to the shop and calls Girl B)
Girl B: (Answers the phone) Hey! So I guess you're calling to hear all about my wonderful day! Well, first I got up and the hedgehog was still alive! And then I-
Girl A: Nope, just doing a Bridie.
Girl B: (Answers the phone) Hey! So I guess you're calling to hear all about my wonderful day! Well, first I got up and the hedgehog was still alive! And then I-
Girl A: Nope, just doing a Bridie.
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