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Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.
Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.
by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021
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south boston handshake

The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".
"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie."
"So....good trip to Beantown?"
by Colonel Clownshoes January 24, 2016
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cherry Boston creampie

When you cum into a girls pussy while she is on her period, then she proceeds to rub her pussy on your face afterwards.
While Rick was fingering his asshole, he had Roberta give him a cherry Boston creampie.
by Maker of Pies December 30, 2016
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New Boston

New Boston is a small village-like town in southern New Hampshire. This town shares borders with Bedford, Goffstown, Amherst, and other small towns.

New Boston is a primarily Caucasian town with one town center general goods store, and one local restaurant. It is common to refer to the women of New Boston to be, “the most beautiful women in all of New England.” One can get lost in the beautiful greenery of the town, and worry not, the upper class citizens of New Boston are kinder than they are rich. Local legends state that at midnight on July 4th, a ghost train can be heard throughout all of New Boston. All and all, New Boston is a small slice of paradise for lovers of nature, genuine people, and a relaxed life.
Yeah, that girl from New Boston? She is gorgeous!
by Zyroe May 31, 2020
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Dr. Chester Bootingfield

#1: A person who has become excessively inebriated at a party and begins to vomit anywhere and everywhere around the room.

#2: The resident booter at a party.
Person 1: Hey look, Steve started booting all over his mom's new leopard print couch. I think that he had string cheese earlier.
Person 2: Don't you mean Dr. Chester Bootingfield?
Person 1: Yeh, Dr. Chester Bootingfield is definitely making a house call.
by Dr. Chester Bootingfield January 8, 2009
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boston

The best damn city in the country(let alone the world). A place where jimmies are sprinkles, oreo-cookiedough ice cream is as much of a classic as vanilla, and ben&jerry's is a worthless chain just like McDonalds. The definition of american culture, without the fast food. Where college kids and lawyers fit together like peanut butter and jelly, and people tell the weather by looking at flashing buildings. Boston baked beans are eaten only by oldies in nursing homes, and beantown is as obsolete a word as "Thy". The Red Sox are life, Celtics went out of fashion years ago, and out of all NE towns, we're the biggest Patriot fans. Newbury Street is our 5th Ave, the Boston Common is only good for italian ice and roasted peanuts, and nobody goes to the Public Garden anymore. Cape Cod is a little slice of heaven that somebody plunked on the edge of the state, but is only accessible during the summer. Nobody calls it Cape Cod though, if you're going there it's always "Ahm goin' down to the Cape". Not everyone has a Boston accent, but most people don't pronounce their R's when yelling. Trying to fake one won't get you to fit in. Even those of us without an accent can recognize fake ones. BOSTON IS DA BOMB!!!
Nobody does any of the things they're supposed to do in Boston. If you ride the duck tours, you can be sure the driver is a tourist as well, who is only staying in the city for a few months
by tumtumtamar November 13, 2007
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boston

a melting pot of culture and real people ... Where kids call their mother's "Mah" and sports is a lifestyle....Where the people who wrote nasty comments below are just jealous that they're not from there. I would be bitter too if I were from the boons.
I'm going to Boston to talk to people who have substance.
by bellaL3sli3 September 4, 2007
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