boobs

Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.

Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.

Boobs make the world go round.

by osmo512 April 21, 2009

boobs

God's most lovely creation.

Boobs are nice...like boobs!

by Stratta May 13, 2003

soccer boobs

The smaller than normal boobs one finds on "sporty" girls who usually play soccer or swim (usually between a size A and B cup). They are not so small as to be unnoticed, but not large enough to be an asset.

Kim's soccer boobs are kind of cute, but her eyes are her best asset.

by Tom Fool August 14, 2007

boobsexual

someone obsessed with boobs

or, a girl who is straight but likes touching other girls' boobs.

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
mike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
michelle: your boobs are awesome! can i squeeze them? i'm boobsexual!

by mcballer5 March 5, 2009

default boobs

Boobs that are large only because a girl is fat, or has excess weight.

thus her breast growth grows by default

"queen latifah has nice tits"
"what are you talking about bro... those are default boobs. Jessica Simpsons are sweet"

by davidforty September 10, 2007

Big Boobs Mcgee

A girl with abnormally large breasts for her size.
A.K.A. Rebecca W.

There goes Big Boobs Mcgee swingin dem udders.

by |Maximus| October 30, 2006

Internet Boobs

Internet boobs are boobs that are so breathtaking that you would find them on a porn site. Of course it is difficult to find someone with internet boobs in real life, which is what makes it all the more special. Note that they are not enormous boobs but boobs that take all the necessities like proportion into account.

"Holy shit, did you see her?" (stunned silence) "I just did." "That was the chest of a goddess." "Indeed. Internet boobs."

by m@tt hoke November 17, 2004