Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe

The Man submits the female in doggy style position. Strikes her pussy hard to relax all the pink parts, after that, introduces 3 chocolate bonbons (or more, depending the bitchs anal potential) in her asshole, then inserts the “nailess finger” and with long but vigorous strokes, melts all the bonbons on her ass. After a moisty cum shot, keeps stoking till the melt chocolate bonbons mix with the spunk. Remove the cock from the hungry ass and give it to her sweet mouth to enjoy!

"Dear, is there some chocolate bonbons in the refrigerator? I'm craving for a delicious Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe!!"

by CastroL August 9, 2006

Bensoned

To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.

Andy was completely bensoned

by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003

bansot

Tagalog word meaning 'small' (in height).

Hindi mo maaabot yan kasi bansot ka.

by aprldynh April 25, 2005

bongo'd

Of Bristish origin, possibly from the southwest. The drunkest you can ever be. Ever.

Fucking hell boys, I'm bongo'd!

by St. Ives 04 October 28, 2004

Bongolese

A fictional tribe invented by Richard Dawkins in his book "The God Delusion" to make fun of cultural relativism.

"If I am accused of murder, and prosecuting counsel sternly asks me whether it is true that I was in Chicago on the night of the crime, I cannot get away with a philosophical evasion: 'It depends what you mean by "true".' Nor with an anthropological, relativist plea: 'It is only in your Western scientific sense of "in" that I was in Chicago. The Bongolese have a completely different concept of "in", according to which you are only truly "in" a place if you are an anointed elder entitled to take snuff from the dried scrotum of a goat.'" (Dawkins, R. 2006 "The God Delusion", Bantam Press).

by Jim Alabim November 22, 2011

benson nc

literally the shittiest place in all of north carolina. about 85% of the teenagers are drunken dope addicts and glue sniffers. All the women are extremely over weight, talk with the fakest country accent, and walk around claiming to be "rednecks" but dont even know what the fuck a 12 gauge is. all the men are also over weight, but usually do to drinking the cheapest fucking beer you can buy because they are worthless shits with not enough money to buy actual alcohol,and i swear they literally just fill up damned buckets of mud and shit and dump it all over their trucks claiming to have gone mudding. All and all, this place is literally horse shit, deep fried in cow piss, and smothered in the fucks i dont give about this place.

Here is a taste of what the morons who live in benson nc talk like:

Women: "HOWDY Y'ALL. IM WEARIN THESE PINK CAMO BOOTS TRYIN TA HIDE MAH LEG FAT FROM YA, EVEN THO I GOT A MUFFIN' TOP BIGGER THAN HALF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! I LIKE TA' SHOOT MY F-150 AT THEM THERE DEER OVA YONDA. DO YA SMELL SOMETHIN FRYIN'?"

Men: "HEY Y'ALL I'MMA GOIN HUNTIN TONIGHT FO' SUM SQUIRRLE BECAUSE I'MMA PIECE OF SHIT WHO CAN'T AFFORD NO REAL MEAL CUZ' I DROPPED OUTTA' THAT THERE HIGH SCHOOL TA HELP MAH SISTA/WIFE ON THA' FARM."

by LittleDrummerBoy May 3, 2014

Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.

How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.

by Shmizdow May 9, 2011