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cock blocker

A Guy/Girl Who Always Annoy's You While In The Process Of gettin With A Chick Or Gettin Her #
by Anonymous April 5, 2003
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cock blocker

A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.
'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'
by The Definition King August 19, 2007
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hallway blocker

a obese person who blocks hallways and goes to nyack highschool
Between the two of them, ben and rosio could block off a whole portion of the school and became known ass hallway blockers.
by ricky March 7, 2003
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moon blocker

A very large house.
The city council is just a group of rich snobs! They only want moon blockers in their city!
by Jimmy09 January 26, 2009
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pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.
"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."
by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009
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Cock-blocker

one who blocks other guys cocks when trying to insert in vagina, or mouth of woman.
Jeremy is king cock-blocker.
by Wages March 4, 2008
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Cop Blocker

Someone who stops a member of the police from getting sex
Cop: How about you, are you in a relationship
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!
by KazUK October 20, 2011
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