from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex
by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004
Get the cock block blockermug. The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.
Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.
by Oscar12345 October 10, 2008
Get the Auto cock-blockmug. Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.
by SunnyPaFuckingtel September 28, 2008
Get the casper cock blockmug. Self-inflicted cock block by doing or saying something so stupid, cheesy, or inappropriate that you instantly ruin any chance of scoring with the targeted girl. The girl will inevitably laugh at you later with her friends
I self cock blocked myself yesterday by telling a girl if she was a new sandwich at McDonald's she would be called McGorgeous. She spewed her drink in my face.
by Manduzo March 1, 2009
Get the self cock blockmug. when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.
by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011
Get the Cock Block Textingmug. by pbyrd February 12, 2010
Get the Mobile Cock Blockmug. Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.
John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.
by markos maximus January 14, 2011
Get the counter cock blockmug.