Bever Blister

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.

"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"

by Turfclubtom April 19, 2008

Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.

I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing

by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012

Brian Blessed

A physical representation of God himself, a Shakespearean actor, a Gungan and the only man in the world to punch a polar bear in the fucking mouth.

Brian Blessed is a fucking legend.

by ClangaMan March 9, 2018

blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.

That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!

by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018

blissy

Strong and independent bitch. Who is a crybaby when alone, and also cries when someone asks how she is. Loves to flirt but afraid of commitment because she's knows how she can be easily distracted. Only power is with God.

She's loved. She's name is blissy.

by Blissyyy June 8, 2021

ignorance is bliss

The lack of knowledge in reference to a situation, particularly a messy one. Once the whole truth is revealed one realizes they were much happier being clueless.

Ana was desperately in love with her long-distance boyfriend Aaron... until she found out he cheated on her multiple times.

Sadly her heart was broken, with no hopes of repair and she realized "ignorance is bliss."

by Elliot.Mars88 January 9, 2008

love blister

herpes simplex; or in other words, a cold sore.

damnit all that stress has given me a love blister.

by random-handom August 17, 2005