bite your knob off

To over-charge someone for goods or a service. To inflate a pre-arranged price in an underhand way.

"We'd agreed £200 for the land survey but when I got the bill they'd put it down as £280. Is that normal?

No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"

by carlosfortuna October 10, 2011

bitechtual

A person who has no preference for operating system and moves between PC and Mac with ease.

Look at Blake, he's so bitechtual, on his Mac and PC.

by EvilAsylum April 18, 2012

Bite my Bagel

The act of eating someone's bagels only if they are sexy bagels and you have consent.

Bite my bagel, baby

by UGoodBrod December 1, 2017

Bite-uwu

The act of biting another individual, often as a result of provocation, to everyone's apparent surprise, despite a clear warning being given.

Renegade: I'm gonna bite-uwu!

Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.

(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)

(Everyone is surprised)

Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019

bite my tongue

keep in silence, keep a screet

I know what's going wrong with him, but I'll bite my tongue

by PenpenGang June 7, 2020

bithellian

Anti-crunch / anti-iron fist approach to managing anything.

Luke is a great director to work for as he uses a bithellian approach.

by vannoted August 17, 2020

between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020