Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

by Koplover89 March 08, 2019

Bert

An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie

"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"

by Marisol.R April 04, 2018

Bert

A term of endearment for a cat

I love sitting with berts. I love holding this bert

by ursubpar March 09, 2023

Bert

Verb. Drinking heavily to the point of passing out!

I'm going out and get Bert

by PsyopMedic November 10, 2020

Bert

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan

Bert

by Lovenlife101 February 03, 2020

Bert

Absolutely anything

Thats bert that

by December 02, 2021

Bert

a snail that loves law

person 1: LOOK ITS BERT!!
bert: 🐌

person 2: he said that you're guilty as charged

by youramazing<3 September 27, 2022